I am seriously about to smack this bitch

[HarryCaray]

This little Chinese girl just started at my work, and we have one big open-space office. She is sitting right across from me, and she keeps sniffing like a fucking cokehead. Except it's not a dry sniff, there is definitely snot involved.
I'm about to put a kleenex under her nose and say "Blow, you worthless cunt!" And when she's blowing I'm going to use me free hand to smack the back of her head just for good measure.

:nohead:

 

[Labeeb]

About 6 years ago I went through this with a new hire as well, except that with him it was a dry sniff. Everyone thought the coke thing as well, but he was tailed and there was nothing going on with him. Just some really awful nervous tick. The guy was beyond nervous. You'd have to wipe your hand off after shaking hands.

 

[Boxslayer]

And when she's blowing I'm going to use me free hand to smack the back of her head just for good measure.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

And use me sword to cut out her eyes.

 

[winbet]

Harry,
I take it she's not a looker or you wouldnt be talking like this, you would be wondering how dry or wet some other part of her Anatomy was, DIRTY BASTARD. :drink:

 

[JudgeWapner]

Ah Chinese women. Some fo the best around.

 

[HarryCaray]

Harry,
I take it she's not a looker or you wouldnt be talking like this, you would be wondering how dry or wet some other part of her Anatomy was, DIRTY BASTARD. :drink:

No she most def. is NOT a looker. She will look even uglier after I break her nose if she is doing this shit tomorrow.
I think she probably has a cold, but fuck, don't Asians use fucking Kleenex????? Or is that a luxury only enjoyed by the Western world?

 

[DonMelchor]

hit the motherfucker, hit the motherfucker!:coke: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[passingthewind]

Harry, in that Culture they actually use their sleeve. Kindly walk over and offer yours to her.

 

[Derek12]

Smack her

 

[kidslick]

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